My mind is like that of a priest,

So pure, and ne’er with thoughts demonic.

I’m a gentle lover, far from a beast,

So my heroic archetype isn’t one Byronic.

And I’m always genuine and sincere,

My personality – the opposite of sardonic.

 

These are all reason why, my Dear,

I’m so talented, respected, and iconic.

(And just in case it isn’t clear-

This entire poem is completely fucking ironic.)

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